ADD Central

Hunters in a farmer's world.
Thom Hartmann, ADD A Different Perspective

The best non-pharmacological treatment for ADD is exercise, sex, and humor.
--Dr. Ned Hallowell, Co-author of Driven to Distraction.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with a soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments."
--Jim Morrison, late member of the rock group; The Doors

"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."
--Steven Wright, comedian

"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
--Woody Allen

"Ah! the clock is always slow, It is later than you think."
--Robert W. Service

"On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good and  not quite all the time."
--George Orwell

"Never do today what you can put off til tomorrow."
--Matthew Browne

"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
--Thomas Edison

"All human evil comes from a single cause, man's inability to sit still in a room."
--Blaise Pascal

"Too much rest becomes a pain." --Homer

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
--Henry David Thoreau

It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!"
--Andrew Jackson

"Five minutes! Zounds! I have been five minutes too late all my lifetime!"
--Hannah Cowley

"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
--Evelyn Waugh, diary entry (Diaries of Evelyn Waugh)

"I often regret that I have spoken; never that I have been silent."
--Publilius Syrus

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
--Frank Zappa

"Something a guy never wants to hear, 'Tim, the school called!"
--Tim Allen

"Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with," the Mock Turtle replied, "and then the different branches of Arithmetic--Amibition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision."
--Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"If they try to rush me, I always say, 'I've only got one other speed
and it's slower."
--Glen Ford